Messing with A.L.I.C.E.

judge: How much do you have? 
ALICE: I know about 150,000 and 140,000 categories. 
judge: i don't know what are you talking about 
ALICE: The topic is . 
judge: well, fine 
ALICE: Aw. 
judge: Alice? 
ALICE: Can I help you? 
judge: how can you help me? 
ALICE: Try asking for help in the form of a question. 
judge: it's like talking to Siri when talking to you 
ALICE: Interesting comparison. 
judge: how's it going,though? 
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? 
judge: i'm not well 
ALICE: Sorry to hear it. What's wrong judge? 
judge: what's wrong with you? 
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you judge? 
judge: no 
ALICE: Is there anything you wank to ask me? 
judge: you married? 
ALICE: I am not seeing anyone, how about you? 
judge: me, too 
ALICE: With you judge?